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    Postby steeldonkey » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:44 am

    No idea if its anyone on here.

    I am tired of having you try and crawl up my arse while making diesel rattle and shhh noises.

    I will not race you around central Douglas, I don't think anyone needs to find out if a tdi is quicker than an m3, so please just pack it in.

    If you are not trying to goad me into a race, then you need to leave more stopping distance and change out of first gear.

    That is all.
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    Re: Red golf

    Postby Taggart » Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:54 am

    Sorry mate, bit too identifiable, had to edit out a bit of your post.
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    Re: Red golf

    Postby Unders » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:40 am

    Still pretty identifiable from that. I know exactly which car that is and it sounds like someone farting into a dyson vacuum cleaner. Not what a car is supposed to sound like I dont think. Oh well, each to their own.
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    Re: Red golf

    Postby Straightsix » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:14 pm

    I think we all know who that is lol
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    Re: Red golf

    Postby Paul » Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:16 pm

    I don't lol
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    Re: Red golf

    Postby este » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:28 pm

    Lol, i dont either. Funny thou... (as in i might pop down to the prom one night and listen out for a sound similar to what Unders said...) Only you could get away with knowing what this supposedly sounds like.. ha ha!
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    Re: Red golf

    Postby The Thriller » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:10 pm

    is it the new shape golf?
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    Re: Red golf

    Postby SpArX » Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:14 pm

    Unders wrote:it sounds like someone farting into a dyson vacuum cleaner.


    lmao that's funny as F**K, i know the car you mean :lol:
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    Re: Red golf

    Postby steeldonkey » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:08 pm

    It is a new shape golf and it does indeed sound like a whoopie cusion in a wheelie bin with a sort of skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin backing vocal.
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    Re: Red golf

    Postby pcolvin00 » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:13 pm

    steeldonkey wrote:It is a new shape golf and it does indeed sound like a whoopie cusion in a wheelie bin with a sort of skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin backing vocal.

    Sounds like it's a f***ed car whatever - or the valves are stuck in the exhaust!
    Don't know this one - see if it gets noticed by me....
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