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    Postby Insane » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:17 pm

    1)it sounds like a rotten fart, but to them it sounds ace, so they rev the b*llocks out of the things to not only listen to the "cool" sound they make, but to reassure themselves that they aren't just seeing a million rpm redline in their imagination.

    2)They throw a Type R badge onto any Honda as if VCRAP made the car an instant Type R.

    3)They don't know how to use the gearboxes, again back to the redline stuff, they love the redline as much as grannies do.

    4)As number 3 but to make their car sound faster than it actually is.

    Please add your observations of the trends every typical boy racer Honda owner has....
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    Postby Insane » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:19 pm

    5)They are uneductaed about cars, as they make "loads" of hp out of a small capacity engine, they are instantly the bread and butter of anything and everything automotive.
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    Postby luton » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:23 pm

    i F**K hate honda drivers, i have two mates who are honda mad, one is a respectable english honda tuner, Dan Turner. They come round and try and blag how good crappy honda is!
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    Postby Claridge » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:32 pm

    hey p, do you remember when that fella called luke put a type r badge on the back of his blue 1.5 LSI civic baby, what a dikc lmao
    The VTEC engine, All that lag and no turbo..... its like waiting for bad sex.
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    Postby Claridge » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:32 pm

    hey luton tam is a honda driver atm
    The VTEC engine, All that lag and no turbo..... its like waiting for bad sex.
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    Postby Insane » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:36 pm

    Claridge wrote:hey p, do you remember when that fella called luke put a type r badge on the back of his blue 1.5 LSI civic baby, what a dikc lmao


    lol oh yeah ! Think he still has that on the car actually...

    That's a prime example of the typical boy racer honda driver. :lol:
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    Postby todge » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:36 pm

    lol so's themofo.. im sure tam and phil will love this thread :D lol
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    Postby The Mofo » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:48 pm

    :roll:
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    Postby dodgy__tam » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:47 am

    hondas are boring, mine is ugly as fuc'king sin its looks like the bastar'd love child of an e36 saloon and a rover 4i4i,but at least its not an over-revving small capacity buzz-box! however it cost about half a grand, the heaters are warm within 5 mins in the morning and if the roads clear i can do 120mph, easy, on the way to work everyday in it (and it uses s**t less fuel than the bmw for the same performance) :)
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers!! :-)
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    Postby Insane » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:29 am

    how the thread came about you wonder?

    Had some numpty in a Prelude keep revving his car at traffic lights, Luke with his Type R badge and fart can exhaust, everyone raving about how superior the over hyped VTEC is and how their Civic coupe can out handle a anything this side of a F1 car.

    Bugs the hell out of me and it's getting more common within the Honda loyalist party.
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